my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her
like they stole a street sign
that said the street name
they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop in front of my school
and all 100 kids were like stealing signs
my english teacher was the head of a crime ring
I bet the principal didn’t want to believe it…
even though all the signs were there
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug in a nutshell.
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
hey my old art is roaming around tumblr, neat.
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
that time Karen had the laugh of her life while Arthur remained unimpressed (x)
obama is the most chill president ever and he is just so fucking tired of everyones shit
The only time in my life Maths is useful
can we just bask in the glory of beatles sass
10 Fun Facts About Cannibalism (x)
Well, I know what’s for dinner tonight.
if an anime draws anime, is it called anime or is it called realism?
you ask me for a hamburger
i give you a hamburger
NO WE ARE NOT GOING DOWN THAT ROAD AGAIN